Tuesday, June 16, 2009

My blind froggie 'sploded AGAIN!

Hi, everybuddy! It's me, Patches! This is what our mom found when she walked through the living room. My blind froggie 'sploded all over the place! He made a HOOGE mess! Bad frog!
Mom just happened to catch a doggie (Poppy) leaving the scene of the crime. Even though Poppy was looking particularly guilty, I was the perpetrator! Shhhhh! Don't tell my mom! I'm pretty sure she thinks Poppy did it. Heeheehee!
Mom keeps saying my blind frog isn't long for this world...whatever THAT means! Both of his arms are almost completely severed. That's where the stuffing keeps leaking out. My mom keeps threatening to send him to the trash can, but she knows I can't bear to part with him. He's my very favorite stuffie!
Patches (and Poppy and Penny too)


Guardian Angel Ziggy said...

Hi Patches,

How are you? I havn't been blogging much lately and miss everyone so much! I'm sorry to hear your stuffie exploded. I hope your mom doesn't send it to the trash can, it would be so tragic!

Happy Trails
Ziggy Marley

Fred said...

My stuffies are always esploding! Why? Why?!

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

My kangaroo has exploded everywhere too, he is now out of my reach on top of the freezer in the garage becasue apparently his insides have got everywhere in the house.

lotsaluv Marvin xxxxxxx

Good work on the exploding frog by the way!

Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...

We used to have a froggie too, but now it has moved to the local landfill. We miss him.

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Asta said...

Deaw Patches
I'm so sowwy that fwoffy keeps leaking..couldn't he go to hopsital and get wepaiwed so he can stick awound?

Lot of my stuffies leak all ovew, but I love them anyway
lots of kisses to all thwee of you

Lacy said...

w00fs, heehee u musta loved it to much...me pulled one of me stuffies leggies off the other day..

b safe,

Molly the Airedale said...

Our squirrel totally lost his tail yesterday and mom tossed him! Why do stuffies have to spode? We hope your mom doesn't trash Froggie, Patches!

Love ya lot,
Maggie and Mitch

Inky and Molly said...

Oh Patches, you're so clever...very clever...

Scout and Freyja said...

Pulling the guts outa stuffies can really be a lot of fun! Just ask our momma how many times she's had to operate on an eviscerated stuffie! Momma wanted to pass along something she has done for the past few summers. She goes to yard sales and buys all kinds of stuffies and brings them home and washes them and puts them in the dryer and then we get them! If a stuffie dies, no big deal, she just pulls another out of her big sack of stuffie fun!☺

Lorenza said...

Poor froggie! I hope your mom can perform a surgery. It will be much better arm-less than seeing him going to the trash can!
Kisses and hugs

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

I thought I khaught a glimpse of skhwirrel tail!


Allison Walton said...

Wow--is exploding frog some kind of new species? We need to make sure we don't get one of those. Mommee is already mad about the Exploding Penguin incident.

Gus and Waldo

Sally said...

Oh no! Poor Froggie - you should bring him to Stuffie ER and patch him up. I am very good with my stuffies - but Paddy likes to shake the bits off and out of them too!

Lots of licks

Dexter said...

I am sorry about your poor stuffie, but they do not live long lives like us doggies.


Lucia said...

Ciao 3Ps!

Oooooh, stuffy 'splosions! Soooo exciting when it happens, but so sad afterward to say arrivederci. I hope your dear froggie survives!

Shhhhhh, don't tell la mia ragazza, but sometimes I deliberately detonate my stuffies -- it's just so thrilling! (Heeeeeeeee!!)

Tanti baci!

Pedro said...


Well, if your blind frog does go to live in the trash can, your mom will probably get you a new stuffie. There's always a bright side if you look hard enough!


hkairedalespack said...

I think Stuffies explode on their own. At least thats what I tell Mommy.
Hugs, Miley

Hollie and Janie said...

Not to worry! I happen to know where a bag of stuffy insides is!!

Fenway said...

Oooh, Patches! I know all about 'sploding stuffies.

I won't tell if you won't tell....

Your pal,

Jacks, Narra, Tuchuck, and Rousseau said...

'Splodin stuffies are da BEST!!! And your blind frog looks like he's still got lots left in him! ;) Hahaha!


Lady Kaos said...

Blind froggies are very dangerous to be around! Be careful!!!

Agatha and Archie said...

They just don't seem to be stuffies like they used to...Love A+A

Kess And Her Mama said...

Exploding froggies! What next? Run for cover!

P.S. Your secret is safe with us.

Unknown said...

Oh no.. a blind froggie. I wish I had stuffies like you. You always get the super sized ones.

tula monstah said...

Hi Patches. tell mom blind froggie needs surgery- code blue! eye transplants-- maybe some prosthetic armies:) Voila. good as new! Then the fun begins all over again.

happy weekend guys,

the many Bs said...

poor froggie. it's so sad when our best stuffies are the ones that hit the trash can.


Doctor Dre said...

patches, (poppy and penny too)

your froggie actually looks bigger than me. and you pulled his guts out. and severed him arms! did you also take his eyes out?
i am just so glad i am not your froggie.


Dewey Dewster said...

I tell ya there's always somethin' splodin' 'round here.....then it goes inta the stuffie hospital until Gram can sew it back up again....she puts patches on 'em and then we get 'em back......it's always great ta be reunited with an old friend....

Dewey Dewster here...

TwoSpecialWires said...

Moma says it's sorta like the velveteen rabbit. The more destuffed and de-eyed and decapitated and re-designed he is from all the surgeries, the more real he becomes. My favorites are the ones that've been through the most. They "get" the game,

Don't stop.
Jake and Fergs (whose only destuffing so far has been with a tiny froggie. She blinded him in one eye, as well. Must be something about frogs.)

Deetz said...

Thanks for your comment. I sure hope someone has the time. I think alot of us would not feel so helpless. Plus, it is easy to lose track of who is lost and found with all the members. We will cross our paws. I am sure someone will make the idea better.
Paw Hugs to you...
That poor froggie of yours has seen better days....lol

Tee said...

Favourite stuffies are aways the most nattered! That's why we love 'em so much. We're glad your mom's keeping froggie for you inspite of its de-stuffed state.

Licks and wags

TUffy and the Dog WOods Pack