Monday, June 14, 2010

My Barkday present!

Hi, every buddy! It's me, Patches! Remember my 7th barkday from May 27th? Well, I didn't think my mom was going to get me any presents because she says we have too many toys already. She surprised me with this weiner doggie! Kind of looks like Lorenza, doesn't it? Except that it's about 4 times as big as Lorenza and a different color.

Our mom started throwing away all our stuffies that were made for kids instead of doggies. She heard that somedoggie ate the stuffings and got sick and died. Poor doggie! Well, our mom has changed her mind, now, because we never actually EAT the stuffings. Yeah, I rip them out, but I just leave them all over the house and don't actually eat any of it. I do, however, like to munch on their eyeballs. I haven't been able to de-eye my weiner doggie YET 'cause Mom catches me EVERYtime and yells at me. Her reason for getting me a weiner doggie is that I need a new stuffie to help me perform my secret ritual. My blind froggie has always been my favorite for humping...I mean performing my secret ritual...but my mom says he has definitely seen better days and needs to go in the t-r-a-s-h! Oh, my, doG! What will I do without my blind froggie? I can't help it if he stinks! Mom hasn't thrown him out quite yet...she's waiting to catch me doing the secret ritual on the weiner doggie. As soon as she sees me do it, the froggie is outta here!

Well, everydoggie, that's it for today! I just barked at the mails man and now I'm off to bark at the peeps that are putting new windows in our neighbor's house! It is sooooo much fun to bark at those guys. We like to sneak up on them and bark really loud and watch them jump about 6 feet in the aire! Toooooo funny!

Patches (and Penny too)


Cassie said...

Talk about dragging your birthday out!!! Oh how cool is that big wiener dog?! Mom is still chuckling at the term: secret ritual ~ that you did with your froggie. You are too cute!!
BabyRocketDog and Hootie
(using mom's blog)

doyle and mollie said...

loves and licks patches thats sure one fine stuffie

Jake of Florida said...

Now that we know for sure what an airedale bark sounds like -- thanks to Ms. Sunshade -- we understand why those folks jump six feet!!

Hope your new weiner dog likes participating in your secret ritual!!!

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

Niamh said...

Your weiner dog stuffie looks like a lot of fun. If we got one Ambrose would probably be humping it all day long. Good job about making those window guys jump. They probably need the exercise.

Your friends,
Niaimh & Ambrose

Molly the Airedale said...

How cute your weiner dog stuffie is! We never perform secret rituals on our stuffies! Do you think we're weird?
Good job making those window guys jump!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

George The Lad said...

I like the weiner dog, but get your mom to put froggie in the wash, I'd not be to pleased if mom put my favorite toy in the trash!
Why don't you hide it hehehe.
See Yea George xxx

Inky and Molly said...

We're glad you did get a pressie after all. Mr Sausage is way cute. Are you really going to hump him? We didn't know about this habit of yours. Do tell us more...

TwoSpecialWires said...

Umm. That secret ritual? Well. We have just transplanted our jumbo cow to our cousin Zoe's house. We might not have done that if we'd known about secret rituals. Where have we been?

(It is a very cute wiener dog.)

And now we're caught up. We got to wish you a happy belated barkday AND see your belated barkday pressie all in one sitting. Not bad. Not bad.

Your remiss friends,
Jake and Fergi

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

What a great pressie!

Khousin Abby plukhk the eyeballs out of her stuffies...

Khousin Merdie did that in her younger days...

Me? I'm not a stuffie destroyer!

Have a great week!


Lorenza said...

Your new stuffy is pawesome!
Like me... in a different size... and different color! Haaa!
Kisses and hugs

Wyatt said...

Patches, you silly girl! Hey, it's neat to get pressies for a whole month...sign me up for that!


Noah the Airedale said...

We hope you enjoy the secret ritual with the weiner dog hehe. Sounds like Froggy has seen better days.
Love the new collar btw. It's awsome.

Noah x

Dexter said...

That is a super pressie and well worth the wait. Plus, one can never have too many toys. Sheesh.


Fred said...

Awesome pressie!

Eric said...

Patches that stuffies is like Lorenza will it enjoy the secret ritual...um am I missing something cos I've never done but I have done plenty of barking. Sounds sooper dooper fun to make the workmen jump, paws up pals!

Wiry love Eric xx

Tucker said...

Hey that's a really nice barkday present. Happy belated barkday! I bet you can be really neat about the way you leave the stuffing laying around the house and if you leave a nice hole maybe your humans will put the stuffing back in and sew it up like they do at my house.

Licks and wags...

Life With Dogs said...

Nice to see you adding to your collection! Does that toy come with seven hundred dresses like Lorenza? ;)

William Tell said...

Once Mom was putting up new shades in Vet Kid's mobile home when the Rottie next door suddenly appeared in the window and barked at her. She nearly fell off the chair she was standing on! So I guess that barking at the peeps next door is quite fun. Keep up the good work! :)

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Asta said...

PAtches and Penny

It's so good to see you again..that wienew doggis is hooge. We wead all about that doggie too and so mommi won't let me play wif hooman toyses, but it sounds like you'we OK wif them. I'm sowwy about youw blind fwoggie, I hope you'll be fine wifout him. btw, i saw that you visited my fwiend Bobe (she's hungawian like mommi) she now has a way to twanslate hew bloggie up on the wight top of hew bloggie
so you can go visit hew again
smoochie kisses

Nelly said...

I think a Wiener doggie is better to do your secret ritual with than a green froggie ... more species appropriate ... It looks nice and lumpy.
We bark at our postie too and then we get a biscuit!
Nelly x

The Thuglets said...

Hello from us....belated barkday wishes. Nice prezzie you got there...are you good with stuffies?

Lots to catch up on. see you again soon.

Big Nose Pokes
The Thuglets

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm..secret ritual?? Lacie does that secret thing on Mumsie's leggie when she's washing the dishes...Mumsie that is...Lacie never has to do the dishes...she sez it'd just ruin her paws...sheesch...

Can your mom put the stinky froggie in the washer? Mumsie's washed a ton of kid's and dog toys...they usually turn out ok even though she thought they'd fall apart....



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