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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Wheelie Wednesday!

Hi everybuddy! We're glad you could join us for Wheelie Wednesday! Today, I PorkChop will be doing the post! I haven't been around much lately, because our mom has just been too busy to help me post. Yesterday, I watched her from my home in the china cabinet. I saw her pitch forking pine straw and picking up lots and lots of dog poopies in the back yard. Boy, I'm sure glad I don't contribute to the poopie piles out there! With three Aire-heads (or should I say Aire-BUTTS), there is a LOT of poopies to be picked up. When just Poppy and Penny were here, they seemed to keep it confined to the grass, but Patches is another story. She has been doing her stuff in the woods! Whenever our people walk in the back yard, they know they have to watch for "land mines" in the grass, but the woods was always a poopie-free zone. Well, those days are OVER!

Yesterday, somedog, who will remain nameless, caused one of our stuffies to 'splode. We don't want to name names, but her initials are PDP (Patches D Pup). She told Mom that this big red and white doggie just 'sploded all by himself! Mom wasn't buying her story!


The first clue was that there had been a stuffie avalanche! Our stuffies are usually piled up way higher than the wallpaper, but you can see that the pile has kind of sunk and what you can't see is that the rest of the living room is FULL of wayward stuffies. Just the night before, Mom had piled all the stuffies up because she was going to steam clean the carpets. Well, before she even got started, Patches pulled a stuffie out of the middle of the pile and that triggered the avalanche.



Patches and Poppy take great pleasure in running around on the wet carpet. Penny actually likes to sleep on it and our mom thinks she is crazy. She can't believe it doesn't feel really cold on Penny's skin. Maybe it's because there is so much Aire-hair between the wet carpet and her skin!




Patches is protesting that b-a-t-h thingy that she heard she is getting! She says she's just starting to smell really "doggy" and now Mom wants to take it all away. Fortunately, for her, the b-a-t-h will have to wait until our mom's back recovers from all the pitch forking!






Poppy says she's going to hide in one of the bedrooms because she thinks she might be next for the b-a-t-h! Don't worry, girls, I heard Mom say there will be more pitch forking going on today. That means at least one more day of recovery before she can give anydog a bath!






Right after our mom finished steam cleaning the bedroom carpet, all 3 Aire-goofs had to check it out! It's hard to see in this picture, but Penny is in here too! They are all really upset because their beds are all piled up on the big bed. Wait till they find out that their beds are going to be washed in the near future! They are too big to fit in the washing machine, so Mom will have to take them out onto the deck, one at a time, and hose them off. It takes about a week for each one to dry, so for quite a while, there will be ONE doggie without a bed! Poppy says it won't be her, because she bed-hops to which ever one is available!
Well, everybuddy, that's all for today. I'm going back into my china cabinet now where there is no wet floor and no chance of me having a b-a-t-h!
Aire-hugs,
PorkChop (and Poppy, Penny & Patches too)







11 comments:

Maggie and Mitch said...

Dad has been collecting leaves with his fancy machine for the last month or so, trying to stay ahead of them and mom is so happy because all of our poop gets sucked up into the leaf vacuum thingy and mom has a vacation from poop duty! She hopes that the leaves continue to fall forever!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

River said...

Thanks for the update. I can testify to the fact that stuffies do 'splode. An amazing sight.

love & wags,
River

Molly and Taffy said...

Hello PorkChop

There is never a dull moment in your house is there. Funnily enough we have a pile of stuffies in our room but they are all awaiting treatment of some sort!

Glad you are popping back to the safety of your cabinet we would hate to see you get in the way of that fearsome steam cleaner.

Molly and Taffy

Lorenza said...

Hi, PorkChop!
There is always a PDP story! Exploding stuffies!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Murphey said...

I don't like even reading that b-a-t-h word!

Murph

Eric said...

Pork Chop.Stay safe up in the china cabinet..don't let that destuffer Patches near you will you? Wags, Eric x

Mango said...

Gee whiz, that pitch forkin sounds like hard work. Maybe your mom needs a pair of magic poop finder shoes like mine has.

That Patches is a scamp.

Slobbers,
Mango

Rambo said...

Cute post Pork Chop. We always like reading your perspective from the china cabinet.
Just be glad you didn't have to pick up all the poops.
Rambo

Charlie Daniels said...

Well done doggy who shall not be named! ;-)

Cheers

Charlie

Harry said...

I hear I am in line for a B-A-T-H this weekend, but I am actually quite odd and enjoy it!

Toodle pip
Harry x

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Porkchop,
Wow, that stuffie really did splode didn't it?? Hmmmm, wonder how come the culprit won't fess up??
We like your green carpet. Too bad your Mama has to pick up all of those poopies. We have 4 1/2 acres & no one picks up our poopies. Wouldn't do much good cause the deer & turkey make more piles than we do, tee hee!
Your Mama needs to buy 1 extra bed so that when one is wet, no doggy has to go without.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby & Sylvester