Wednesday, April 23, 2008

We were abandoned TWICE!

Hello to all our furry and not-so-furry friends! It's Wheely Wednesday so I, PorkChop get to do the post today! I've been pretty busy, lately, watching the Blue Birds and Chickadees from my spot in the china cabinet. We think both mama birdies are sitting on eggs now.

I've also been spending a lot of time snickering at those REAL dogs! They got all bent out of shape on Sunday when Mom went with Aunt Wendy and they went away for the whole afternoon. They went to another city to visit some hoomans who want to adopt an Airedale so they could see if those hoomans would make good Aire-parents. Ezzy Rider and Jagger got to go with them and they took a long walk around a bootiful lake, but Poppy and Penny stayed home with Dad. Mom came home smelling exactly like Ezzy and Jag. None of us thought that was very amusing! They did report to Airedale Rescue, though, that those hoomans would make very good Aire-pawrents!

Then, yesterday, Mom and Dad BOTH left us alone for 7 hours. Dad had to go see a doctor in Atlanta and Aunt Wendy drove them there. Of course, they went to Ezzy and Jag's house first and played with them! So not fair! That's twice that we've been abandoned and twice that they came home smelling like Ezzy and Jag! Poppy and Penny napped all day while our pawrents were gone, but my buddies and I got a rare day of terrorizing the china cabinet during the daylight time! We usually only do it at night when everydog else is sleeping! This time it was much easier to avoid all the china and crystal since we could actually see where we were going. We had a really pawsome time!

Poppy has gotten Clifford the big red dog all slobbery and Penny has been attacking the new green frog. On Monday, when Mom came home from that work place, she found out that Poppy's cow had 'sploded. At least that's what Poppy told her! Look at that poor cow! One of it's horns and one of it's ears are on the floor and it's brains are 'sploding out of the top of it's head! Poppy says she can't figure out how it happened since she was no where near it. You believe that, don't you? Probably about as much as Mom believes it! Something really weird happened to that cow when Poppy and Penny were outside...it just disappeared! Poof! It was gone. Poppy looked all over, for it, when she came inside, but she couldn't find that cow anywhere! Since I was inside watching from my china cabinet, I know exactly where it went. Mom put it in the trash barrel, but I'm not telling Poppy.
Poor Miss Cow went to the place that so many other toys have gone! I'm sure glad I don't get in trouble for destroying toys. I'm one of the few GOOD dogs in this house! I just sit in the china cabinet and watch the world go by. At least that's what Mom and Dad think...we won't tell them about our nightly escapades terrorizing the crystal dog and that Earnhardt bear!
This is PorkChop signing off until next Wednesday!
Aire-hugs to everybody,


Deetz said...

I have never seen a cow 'sploded before...Seeing the picture was like a nightmare....

Molly the Airedale said...

That's a real mystery about the cow 'sploding! We wonder what "really" happened!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Jake of Florida said...

We read on Gussie's blog that you moved 14 times in 15 years -- that makes our Mom ill just to think about it.

But if cows 'splode around you -- maybe that's the reason!!

Wirey woofs,

Jake and Just Harry

Asta said...

Hi Porkchop
Asta is always having sploding toys too..I don't know if it's faulty manoofactoowig..ow just plain tewwiewising that does it..we wheeleys awe so much bettew behaved, hehehe
smoochie kisses

Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Hey Porkchop, this 'sploding toy thing seems contagious. It happens a lot around me. J x

the many Bs said...

hey Pork Chop, you're a pretty cute wheely and you tell good stories. that's too bad about what happened to the cow. maybe Brody was over at your house - or Benson. they are real beasts when it comes to ripping the stuffings out of stuffies, but then you already know the story of Burt. oh dear, maybe you need to call Dr. Snitchybug. heehee


Girl Girl Hamster said...

Hi PorkChop, you sure are a good and nice doggie. I'm sure you'll never hurt a stuffy

~ Girl girl

Dexter said...

Seems that the stuffies that live with black and tans have a higher liklihood of 'sloding. Maybe there should be a study done.


Willow the Black Dale said...

Hmmm I wonder how the cow sploded? That would "never" happen at our house....teehee. I am sure another one will fine its way to ya'll.
We have a problem with sploding barbies at our house. Sigh
Dale snaps,

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

I bet the cow deserved to 'splode huh! Yea I bet it sassed you bad huh! It had to be done...someone had to take care of that silly cow! Good or you Poppy! I applaud your bravery!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Explodin' cows???? ewwwwwwwwwwwww...

Porkchop...u are one fine reporter....you look an awful lot like Gilbert, cept his ears hang down...maybe you're related??? Brothers???? WOOOOTTT!!!

We're exhausted...the thoughts of stayin' up all night and doin' chasies through the china cabinet did us in...

Have ya ever busted something???


Eric said...

Pork Chop.
There are all sorts of exploding toys, they are so clever to self destruct aren't they? You make sure you stay safe up there in the cabinet.

Wiry wags Eric x